From Watergate to COVID-era insider trades, the same playbook repeats: moralize in daylight, deal in shadows at dusk.
1 | Why This Matters
In my lifetime the U.S. has cycled through nine presidents, endless wars, and—at reliable two-to-five-year intervals—fresh headlines proving that the people who write the rules carve themselves exceptions. Below is a receipts-only timeline followed by the pattern-recognition toolkit and ways to snap yourself (and your circle) out of the trance.
2 | Timeline of “Rules-for-Thee” Moments (1971-2025)
Year(s) | Who / What | Public line | Private reality & fallout |
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1972-74 | Watergate — Nixon WH | “Law-and-order presidency.” | Directed break-in & cover-up; Nixon resigned Aug 9 1974. Encyclopedia Britannica |
1978-80 | Abscam sting | “We fight corruption.” | 7 reps & 1 senator filmed taking bribes from a fake sheikh; all convicted. Wikipedia |
1981-87 | Iran-Contra | “We never negotiate with terrorists.” | Secret arms-for-hostages, cash funneled to Contras; 14 indictments, 11 convictions (later pardoned). Wikipedia |
1991-92 | House Bank overdrafts | “Fiscal prudence.” | 450 members floated fee-free rubber checks; voters furious, 77 lost seats. CQ Press Library |
1995-96 | House Post Office — Dan Rostenkowski | “Accountability.” | Traded stamps for cash; mail-fraud plea, 17-month prison term. EBSCO |
1998-99 | Clinton-Lewinsky | “Family values.” | Lied under oath about Oval-Office affair; impeached, acquitted, law license suspended. |
2007 | Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID) | Anti-LGBT voting record. | Arrested for lewd conduct in airport restroom; career ended. Wikipedia |
2008-09 | TARP bail-outs | “Free-market capitalism.” | $700 B rescue for banks whose risk blew up the economy. |
2012-25 | STOCK Act | “No more insider trading in Congress.” | $200 slap-fines; 78 lawmakers missed trade disclosures 2020-23. Business Insider |
Feb 2020 | Sens. Richard Burr & Kelly Loeffler | “Publicly calm on COVID.” | Dumped millions in stock after closed briefing. ProPublica |
Nov 2020 | Gov. Gavin Newsom French Laundry | “Stay home, mask up.” | Mask-less $350-pp dinner while Californians under lockdown. PoliticoLos Angeles Times |
2021-24 | Congressional harassment ‘hush fund’ | “Zero tolerance.” | OOC admits $17 M taxpayer payouts 1997-2017; details still sealed. House Docs |
2023-25 | AARO / UAP transparency | “We’ll tell the public everything.” | Briefings remain classified; civilian whistle-blowers forced to IG channels. AARO |
3 | The Pattern in Plain Sight
- Legislate ➜ Exempt ➜ Profit
Write the STOCK Act, then whittle enforcement down to a $200 parking ticket. - Virtue Megaphone, Vice Backdoor
Preach family values, plead guilty to airport-stall misconduct. - Security for Thee, Leaks for We
Publicly calm markets, secretly liquidate portfolios post-classified briefing. - War Drums, Peace Crumbs
93 % of America’s 250-year timeline is conflict; pork flows home, liberty erodes.
4 | How to Recognize You’re in the Spell
Red flag | What it really means |
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“Urgent crisis” with blank-check bill attached | Watch for riders that shield lawmakers from the very law they pass. |
Bipartisan moral outrage on TV | Often stagecraft before quietly watering down enforcement. |
Sealed settlements & NDAs | Settlement paid? Follow the money—your taxes or their pocket? |
Rules that apply to agencies but not to Congress | OSHA, FOIA, insider-trading deadlines—all riddled with carve-outs. |
5 | Breaking the Cycle (Personal & Collective)
- Track the ledger, not the lecture
Follow trades (Quiver Quant), lobbying data (OpenSecrets), and leaked settlements (OOC reports). - Support sunshine bills—across parties
War Powers reform, no-stock-trading bills, FOIA expansion. Vote process, not personality. - Rewire conversation rituals
Next family dinner, replace “left vs right” with “law vs loophole.” Pin examples to dollars, not ideology. - Deploy micro-activism
One call or email per week to committee chairs when an enforcement-weakening amendment appears. Officials track call counts—tiny numbers move needles. - Model transparency in your own org
Publish budgets, meeting minutes, conflict-of-interest policies. Cultural change scales outward.
TL;DR
For 54 years the U.S. has perfected a rinse-and-repeat hypocrisy cycle: moralize, carve exemption, cash in, bury receipts. Recognizing the pattern is half the exorcism; persistent daylight does the rest.
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