A single scroll-through catch-up on every “Did you see that?!” headline from UFO policy tweaks to tombs in the clouds. Skim, click, then tell us what rabbit-hole you want us to drill next week.
🔭 UAP / UFO WATCH
Signal Why it matters Source Pentagon’s AARO shopping for a dedicated case-management platform First time the office has admitted its Excel sheets can’t keep up with civilian + military sighting inflow. New system would let whistle-blowers upload video anonymously. DefenseScoop Warrington, UK phone-cam video (16 May) still exploding on r/aliens 3-second triangle flash + two silent streaks; crowdsourcing frame-by-frame analysis—so far no lens-flare match. Reddit
🐾 CRYPTID & PARANORMAL
Fresh blur Location / Claim Source Ghost Buzz Magazine – Issue 28 Features Mathyou Willis’ LIDAR scan of an abandoned Georgia tuberculosis hospital; picks up a heat-anomaly pillar nicknamed “The Watcher.” Facebook Bigfoot chatter light this week Most-upvoted post is actually fan art (2025 calendar). We’ll keep an ear out for hard data. Reddit
🧬 BIOHACKING / LONGEVITY
Drop TL;DR Source AI will push human lifespan to 150 yrs “within five” — claim from Anthropic co-founder Dario AmodeiHot take on Insta live; suggests large-model drug-discovery pipelines close the gap between in-silico and clinical in a single quarter. Instagram 2025 conference calendar released Barcelona → Singapore circuit focuses on peptide stacks & closed-loop glucose rigs. Medical Travel Market
🏛️ ANCIENT MYSTERIES & NEW DIGS
Find Why we care Source Three New Kingdom tombs unearthed in Luxor Identities traced to high-rank stewards; timing is perfect PR before the Grand Egyptian Museum’s long-delayed opening. AP News 6th-century Chachapoya tomb, 10 k ft up the Peruvian Andes Burial bundle & obsidian mirrors suggest elite ritual site—team says hillside may hide an entire lost settlement. Archaeology Magazine
🗞️ CONSPIRACY & LEAK LANE
Leak Status Source Classified docs on potential Israeli strike plans popped up on Telegram NGA satellite briefs dated “days ago”; audit underway—exact leaker still unknown. Responsible Statecraft
(JFK doc cache story cooled this week; nothing new beyond February release queue.)
QUICK-SCAN TAKEAWAYS
UFO bureaucracy is quietly gearing up for more civilian input → we’ll watch funding-request docs.Biohack optimism louder than peer-review—expect pushback from gerontology PhDs.Old stone still speaks: dual tomb announcements (Egypt + Peru) remind us shovels outpace satellites.
WHAT SHOULD WE DIG NEXT?
Comment below or tag @woowoohunters with your tip-off link, trail-cam clip, or “my aunt’s base-vivarium cat ghost” story.
