EATING THE DEAD”
Dark Humor & Memes
The dark side of humor.
Civilians: “Yeah I love dark humor.” Vets:…
Civilians: Yeah I love dark humor.”
Vets about to drop a joke that’s a hate crime in 14 states.
Where my vets at? LOL
“Mickey Mouse Gas Masks for Kids”
During WWII Disney made Mickey Mouse Gas Masks for kids. Can you say cheese n death?
🖤 “The Grim Reaper’s Worst Day at Work”
You think your job sucks? Imagine clocking in every day for eternity, waiting for people to die… and they just won’t.
The Reaper slumped over the bar, staring into his whiskey.
“Man, ever since they started banning cigarettes and making people eat kale, business has been slow.”
The bartender, a transparent ghost in a dusty vest, wiped down the counter.
“Yeah, Death, I get it. But look on the bright side—”
“DON’T say it,” the Reaper groaned, slamming his skeletal hand on the bar.
“…at least you’ll always have job security?”
A heavy silence fell.
Then, slowly, the Grim Reaper reached for his scythe.
The bartender evaporated before he even finished his laugh.
“The Poltergeist Who Cleans Up”
Forget hiring a maid; just get yourself a tidy poltergeist. Sure, they might throw things around, but at least they’ll dust afterward.
“When your poltergeist has OCD: They may slam doors, but at least your house stays spotless.”
“When Your Ghost Roommate Won’t Pay Rent”
“When your ghost roommate binge-watches your Netflix but still won’t chip in for rent.”
Ever feel like you’re not alone in your own home? Maybe it’s time to start charging your ghostly roommate their share of the rent.
“Even my demons are over it.”
👀 When Your Sleep Paralysis Demon Is Just as Tired as You Are…
“I woke up at 3 AM and saw my sleep paralysis demon sitting at the foot of my bed… scrolling through its phone like it was bored of me.”
💀 Bro, at least pretend to be scary.
